And yes, I do speak in this manner fairly often. Particularly when I've been reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. This should provide some insight into the insanity you will find contained within.
ETA: I really do not want anything public posted to Facebook or Twitter. Precious little here is public, anyway, so please leave the few parts that are un-posted. Much as I like DW, I don't want to have to move just yet.